A new patient was quite upset when the doctorís nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress.
"But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested.
"Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse.
"Thatís a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe."
"Thatís nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"