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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out

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    A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
    "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
    The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
    "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

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    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

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