A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?''

His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night whether you're here or not.''